Weirdo Beardo.

Sep 19, 2014

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 17, 2014

questionabletastetheatre:

Some literal signage from Drunk History.

(via itscarororo)

Sep 17, 2014

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via ernest-lancaster)

Sep 16, 2014

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(Source: shewolfofengland, via the-eleventh-blog)

Sep 16, 2014

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

Sep 16, 2014

sosa-parks:

I love life

Sep 16, 2014

Wow. What?

(Source: justasgoodaseachother, via lulz-time)

Sep 14, 2014

(Source: charlesyea, via fuckyeah1990s)

Sep 14, 2014

nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

image

(via hom1e)

Sep 14, 2014

http://www.rubyetc.tumblr.com

(via rubyetc)

Sep 14, 2014

Sep 12, 2014

(Source: jessehimself)

Sep 8, 2014

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

image

(Source: summerpolanski, via littlestarlolo)

Sep 3, 2014

It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!!

crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food, via memewhore)

Sep 3, 2014

http://weheartit.com/entry/73601767/via/marieinrose?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=image_share&utm_source=tumblr

(via letslipthedogsofwar)